I just had to blog on this one. Vice had a whole article on exotic fruits, so I thought I'd google what is known as coco-de-mer, aka lady fruit. It is native to Seychelles, and it is only found on two islands because the big butt of a fruit was too heavy to be carried away to other islands in the sea. Little did I know that the fruit REALLY did resemble a woman's most gracious parts, cellulite and all! But check out the male flowers:
UGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! I really shouldn't diss mother nature's creations (sorry!) but you've gotta admit that it looks horrendous. Like the pictures they show you at school during sex education classes. Anywho. I guess the prototype for human sexual organs had to be implemented somewhere before man was made, right?
ps* try to resist the urge to eat the fruit if you ever come across it, apparently it can earn you two years in jail. True story.
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