Wow...one must question oneself is the credit crunch so bad that a well known department store in the centre of london (ahemm!) is hiring beefcakes, y-fronts and all, to be painted top to toe and stand right outside just to sell perfumes?! What will they come to, I mean, the papers are talking about the worst that's to come next year, so what then? Will the gentle-tackled-man then go completely nudio? Or will he wear a cape made out of newspaper and be briefed to run around the building buck nekked and screaming at the top of his lungs? All the while promoting something that nobody EVER thinks of buying, like star-shaped bed pans that plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when you pee in them??? You laugh now, but just you wait...
I just had to blog on this one. Vice had a whole article on exotic fruits, so I thought I'd google what is known as coco-de-mer, aka lady fruit. It is native to Seychelles, and it is only found on two islands because the big butt of a fruit was too heavy to be carried away to other islands in the sea. Little did I know that the fruit REALLY did resemble a woman's most gracious parts, cellulite and all! But check out the male flowers:
UGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! I really shouldn't diss mother nature's creations (sorry!) but you've gotta admit that it looks horrendous. Like the pictures they show you at school during sex education classes. Anywho. I guess the prototype for human sexual organs had to be implemented somewhere before man was made, right?ps* try to resist the urge to eat the fruit if you ever come across it, apparently it can earn you two years in jail. True story.
Right...I know it's been done to death lately by most prominent sneaker bloggers lately, but I just gotta have these Supra Skyptop NS Patent Reds in my life. Spotted them in the latest Vice magazine, and I had to physically stop myself from licking the page damp! I hope these come in ladies sizes...
Okay....just doing the mandatory first blog post. Never done this before, guess this is the closest thing I've ever had to a diary. The reason I started up this blog is to document the hectic never-ending machine that is my life, to try and capture what I do, who I meet and places I go. So I thank you in advance if you happen to stumble upon my page and take the time of day to read it.
