Because they look better on my bedroom floor than in the magazine...

Yes people, the Red Supras has finally arrived. I won't divulge in how much they were, all I'm gonna say is that I will have to compensate by selling one of my other sneaks. No, not the Jordan 7s...

Madonna @ Wembley Arena, 11th September 2008

Well, what can I say...this woman's incredible. From the moment the lights dimmed low, everybody waited in anticipation for the Queen of Pop to appear. After holding their breath at Her Majesty's lateness, with just a blank empty stage with gimongous diamonte studded 'M's on each side of the stage for company, the screens finally lit up. Displaying the slick animation of the rolling candy, this intro climaxed with the speakers blasting out 'Candy Shop'. This was the start of my first ever experience at a stadium concert, and I have to admit that despite previously being as enthusiastic about Madonna as a cup of lukewarm tea in a plastic cup, I was instantly converted. It was no holds barred, dramatic 2 half hours of rollercoaster ride. The woman is bloody 50, where the hell does she get the energy from? As soon as one song finished, another began. Anyway, despite all the reviews in the press, I thoroughly enjoyed it. After all, who knows the next time she will have a tour like this? Shout out to Antboogie and Normannnnnnn! You guys rocked.....

My boy D-lo

Yup yup, had to make an effort, even though it was hard work dodging the jealous soles of drunk retards itching to step on them

This dude had a crush on both of us, though I think he liked David more! Lolol. Watch out for his hand, D...

...why are we waiting...


...why are weeeeee wai-ting....

oooohhh....the music's started..

Candy Shop, opening track

I know I know, the concert was fab but dahling, David doesn't swing that way!

All in the name of marketing

Wow...one must question oneself is the credit crunch so bad that a well known department store in the centre of london (ahemm!) is hiring beefcakes, y-fronts and all, to be painted top to toe and stand right outside just to sell perfumes?! What will they come to, I mean, the papers are talking about the worst that's to come next year, so what then? Will the gentle-tackled-man then go completely nudio? Or will he wear a cape made out of newspaper and be briefed to run around the building buck nekked and screaming at the top of his lungs? All the while promoting something that nobody EVER thinks of buying, like star-shaped bed pans that plays Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when you pee in them??? You laugh now, but just you wait...

vagina nut? vaginut? pussy nut? all entries welcome...

I just had to blog on this one. Vice had a whole article on exotic fruits, so I thought I'd google what is known as coco-de-mer, aka lady fruit. It is native to Seychelles, and it is only found on two islands because the big butt of a fruit was too heavy to be carried away to other islands in the sea. Little did I know that the fruit REALLY did resemble a woman's most gracious parts, cellulite and all! But check out the male flowers:



UGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! I really shouldn't diss mother nature's creations (sorry!) but you've gotta admit that it looks horrendous. Like the pictures they show you at school during sex education classes. Anywho. I guess the prototype for human sexual organs had to be implemented somewhere before man was made, right?

ps* try to resist the urge to eat the fruit if you ever come across it, apparently it can earn you two years in jail. True story.

Supa dupa new Supras!

Right...I know it's been done to death lately by most prominent sneaker bloggers lately, but I just gotta have these Supra Skyptop NS Patent Reds in my life. Spotted them in the latest Vice magazine, and I had to physically stop myself from licking the page damp! I hope these come in ladies sizes...

First post

Okay....just doing the mandatory first blog post. Never done this before, guess this is the closest thing I've ever had to a diary. The reason I started up this blog is to document the hectic never-ending machine that is my life, to try and capture what I do, who I meet and places I go. So I thank you in advance if you happen to stumble upon my page and take the time of day to read it.