Because they look better on my bedroom floor than in the magazine...

Yes people, the Red Supras has finally arrived. I won't divulge in how much they were, all I'm gonna say is that I will have to compensate by selling one of my other sneaks. No, not the Jordan 7s...

Madonna @ Wembley Arena, 11th September 2008

Well, what can I say...this woman's incredible. From the moment the lights dimmed low, everybody waited in anticipation for the Queen of Pop to appear. After holding their breath at Her Majesty's lateness, with just a blank empty stage with gimongous diamonte studded 'M's on each side of the stage for company, the screens finally lit up. Displaying the slick animation of the rolling candy, this intro climaxed with the speakers blasting out 'Candy Shop'. This was the start of my first ever experience at a stadium concert, and I have to admit that despite previously being as enthusiastic about Madonna as a cup of lukewarm tea in a plastic cup, I was instantly converted. It was no holds barred, dramatic 2 half hours of rollercoaster ride. The woman is bloody 50, where the hell does she get the energy from? As soon as one song finished, another began. Anyway, despite all the reviews in the press, I thoroughly enjoyed it. After all, who knows the next time she will have a tour like this? Shout out to Antboogie and Normannnnnnn! You guys rocked.....

My boy D-lo

Yup yup, had to make an effort, even though it was hard work dodging the jealous soles of drunk retards itching to step on them

This dude had a crush on both of us, though I think he liked David more! Lolol. Watch out for his hand, D...

...why are we waiting...


...why are weeeeee wai-ting....

oooohhh....the music's started..

Candy Shop, opening track

I know I know, the concert was fab but dahling, David doesn't swing that way!